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this week on pimp my ride

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  • Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
  • Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

Bin nicht so der Typ Mensch in den man sich gerne verliebt.

  • Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime
  • Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
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